It's FUCKING COLD

So here's the deal: I don't mind cold. I really don't. Hell, I live in upstate New York, for christ sakes. However, there are two winter weather related things that I have an issue with. The first is snow/ice, just on general principle (when you walk everywhere, it is a MAJOR pain in the ass and potentially harmful)... the second is wind. Now this may not SOUND like a big deal- but I'm not talking about normal wind here. I'm talking about the kind of wind that is so bitter cold that when it blows against your face, it feels like something with very very sharp claws is trying to rip your skin off. Let me tell you, it fucking HURTS. This is the kind of wind I've been dealing with on the way home from work the last couple of days. It's brutal. On the upside, by the time I get home, my face has gone numb from self defense- so at least I don't feel the wind anymore except for the particularly sharp jabs. Is winter over yet?

Norton's is back on my computer. It came in a download package thingie, so I had to download a bunch of other crap with it, but nevermind about that. The point is that I have an anti-virus program again. Especially since when it did the initial scan, it seems to have found 2 different viruses and 11 infected files that had to be deleted in the end. Huh. The computer does seem to be running a bit faster now, though, which is definitely good. And if it makes that Hikaru No Go download faster, that's even better. 

I found this and thought it was amusing, even if I'm not convinced of how true it is. I'm not manipulative 99.9% of the time (I mean come on, EVERYBODY is manipulative sometimes)... but whatever. It was fun. The best part was I took it again as Fuji and I got "Badass Uke", and the description was SO him. Check it out: "You are the highest level uke. Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. At times, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges - all you really want is the punishment. It takes a seme with just enough sadistic tendencies to dish out the punishment you really want, but enough patience not to outright kill you, so you are best paired with the "Don't Fuck With Me" Seme." *dies laughing* And Eiji is the "Innocent Uke", which fits perfectly too. "Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke. Whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you of course will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme."..... I can so see him out in a store wearing furry kitty ears.

Anyway, onto MY test...


Chibi Seme
Take Are you a Seme or an Uke? today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.

You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyantly gay Flaming Uke to really bring out your aggressive side and expose you for the seme that you are.