"A Fat Rant" ... and me being dumb as per usual...

*coughs nervously* For... ahem... new people... welcome! ^_^ This is my personal journal, so expect life stuff as well as fandom stuff here. There's an intro post around here somewhere... oh yeah, just hit the "intro" entry tag if you feel like reading. It's my long winded way of explaining a few basic things about me and my life... or at least what passes for one ^_^ Also take note that I swear quite a bit, ramble even more, and make no promises of this journal being interesting even though I post a hell of a lot.

Okay, everybody needs to go watch this video. I'm serious, go. Shoo! It's just so fantastic I can't even tell you. She's so right on about everything. I'm so glad I stumbled on this by accident... I've been pimping this thing out because it is completely made of awesome. Oh yeah, and the girl? Totally hot. It completely contradicts the belief that fat people can't possibly be attractive. I LOVE THAT.

In the spirit of "weight is just a number"... I am around 215 pounds (which apparently translates into 97.522 kilograms, in case anybody's wondering), depending on the time of day and phases of the moon and whatnot. I am also 4'11, which makes me a little under a meter and a half tall. Therefore- I am as fat as hell, otherwise known as "morbidly obese." Not that you guys need to know all this, but whatever. XD

God, I hate not being able to edit comments after you post them. *grumbles* Dammit. I need to start looking over things before actually submitting them. Or just stop being an idiot. ......uh, yeah, I'm not going to hold my breath on that one.

The Hikago muses have actually been working today (the music helps, I think)- not that I've actually written the antics down, but they're in my head, anyway. Fuji's been quiet. He's watching everybody and seeing what happens. If he gets bored I'm sure he'll intervene at some point... if I find my blind go fic turning into some PoT crossover-orgy thing, I'll know who to blame, at any rate.

Oh: Fantastic Hikago resource right here for people who are writing. It has many of those nitpicky little details like birthdays and ages and full names and whatnot.

On a completely random note... I've mentioned before that cute girls make me turn into an moron, right? Because... *headdesk* I need to monitor my mouth better. Honestly. I was at work and about to take a passport picture for this woman... she took off her jacket and revealed that she had on a white t-shirt. White shirt + white background required for picture = NOT GOOD. What I meant to say was "You're going to want to keep your jacket on." What I actually said was "You're going to want to keep your shirt on." *headdesk again* Freudian slip, much? GOD. Note to self: Best not to discuss the removal of clothing with customers. Like... ever.

I'm shutting up now. Honest.

Meme thingie

Meme from sivullinen. Because I'm apparently this bored.

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